You can't code this. Yeah, it's hop bliss. You can't miss this. You just can't resist. My, my, my, my juicy hits me so hard. Makes me type on my keyboard. Thank you for blessin' me with a friend to celebrate his forty. He loves a good beer and he's always down. A super dope homeboy from the stars & stripes town. And Jason's known as such. And this is a beer to show you mean so much. I told you homeboy (You can't program this) Yeah, these hops are hazy and ya know (You can't IMAP this). Look in my eyes, man (You can't cache this). Bro, your work day's done? (You can have this) Stop, Danner time!

An American IPA, sure to make your day I'm your source of hop-seduction. Veins that pump with beer, crisp, hoppy, clear. Here's our San Quentin Edition: Taste me, you will see. Hops are all you need. Dedicated to, How I'm serving you. Hops pouring faster, Trust the brewmaster. The news forecaster, Sings obey your maltster, maltster. Master of puppets, we're drinking like kings. Smiles on your brain and dry hopping your dreams. Too many of me, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'an pause your daydream Master, master Churly's my name 'this IPA is supreme Master, master. Churly's my name 'this IPA is supreme.

Paloma Pale Ale, the ultimate summer smasher! Behemoth took the juicy, zesty vibes of a Paloma cocktail (grapefruit, lime, a splash of agave) and crashed it headfirst into a crisp, hoppy Pale Ale. A beer that's as refreshing as cannonballing into the pool after a BBQ and as fun as Churly trying to dance in jandals. Bursting with citrus, light on its feet, and begging for another sip, this one's made for long afternoons, hot evenings, and summer shenanigans. Sip it, smash it (respectfully of course), and let the good times roll.

Behehmoth's nod to the Pacific Northwest, green as hell, outdoors-obsessed, and unapologetically into good beer. Crisp, snappy and hopped with West Coast confidence, this pilsner walks the line between classic refreshment and modern bite. Clean malt backbone, bright citrusy hops, and a dry finish that'll have you reaching for one more faster than someone correcting you on how to pronounce Willamette (dammit). Whether arguing about donuts (or the spelling of it), or just sitting in a park pretending you're not judging everyone else's beer choice, Churly's got you with this one!

The true Prince of Darkness may have left the stage, but his riffs, antics, and legend will echo forever. This one's for Ozzy. Behemoth Prince of Darkness Black IPA will have you Flying High Again with its wild ride of roasted malts and hoppy Sweet Leaf that'll get your senses headbanging in no time. It's as dark (as his eyeliner), Iron Man strong, and smoother than a bat's wing (No More Tears, no bats were harmed in the making of this beer... probably). Go ahead, enjoy it, and before you know it, you'll be on a Crazy Train straight to flavour town.

Well you wanted a Hazy IPA, that is what you have here in your hot little hand. Behemoth has combined some of their all time favourite hops: Citra, Mosaic, El Dorado and Galaxy to bring you a medley of soft juicy flavours and aromas. They put the good things in so you can wear the something hazy grin.

Something Hoppy is an India Pale Ale made with Citra, Azacca, and El Dorado hops that meld over a lovely malt cushion. Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.

Behemoth are suckers for throwing fruit into beer, and this series is their way of shining a big, juicy spotlight on one fruit at a time, then wrapping it all up in a mouth-puckering tart Sour Ale. For the fifth instalment, they're coming in hot with the ultimate summer icon: watermelon. REAL watermelon. No flavouring fakery, no shortcuts, no "natural essence of watermelon-ish" nonsense. "How much?" They crammed 200kg of the stuff into the tank, enough to turn Rael, their head brewer, redder than the fruit itself.

Milk stout infused with chocolate malt, Dutch Cocoa powder and Cocoa nibs. Vanilla for good measure. Just like a chocolate milkshake only beery. Match this with Milk chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Pudding, Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Brownie, Chocolate Chocolate. For an extra decadent treat add a spoonful of Vanilla ice cream and make a Triple Chocolate Ice Cream Float!

It's back, and it's bigger than ever! Some of you OG Behemoth fans might remember this beer as one of the very first seasonals they ever dared to put in a can. Back then it was a bit of a pioneer, and now they've dragged it out of the vault, cranked up the flavour dials, and given it the full hazy treatment it always deserved. They've built it on a pillowy base of pale malt, oats, and wheat to make it soft, smooth, and oh-so palatable. Then they went absolutely tropical with it-packed full of flavours and aromas of pineapple, passionfruit and mango until it practically bursts out of the can with sunshine.

Let Voodoo Juice work its magic! This Double Hazy IPA has been double dry hopped with mystical precision, conjuring up juicy tropical spells and hoppy hexes that'll have you fall under Churly's charm in no time. One sip and you'll swear Churly's been dancing around the brew kettle with a shrunken hop head, chanting for more haze, more juice, and more flavour. It's dangerously drinkable... so drink responsibly, or risk becoming part of Churly's next voodoo ritual. Beware the curse of the empty can.