Well it's back, it's that time again, seriously, how?. This label is not big enough to name all the stupid things he has said and done. But it's time to dump the Cheeto Jebus, Angry Creamsicle, Captain Chaos, Cadet Bone Spurs, Orange Julius, Rome Burning in Man Form, Screaming Carrot Demon, Worlds ugliest toy troll, Godzilla with Less Foreign Policy Experience, Tangerine Tornado, Creep Throat, Trumple-thin-skin, (Hold Me Closer) Tiny Hand Sir, Drumpf, Fface Von Clownstick. So since this blurb has nearly been taken up with Trumps accurate nicknames let Behemoth tell you about the beer. Behemoth have got a massive West Coast IPA and loaded it hops. Think pineapple, grapefruit, pine and some awesome tropical flavours and aromas. Surely this will be the last time...

Let me tell you something my friend, hops are a dangerous thing, hops can drive a person insane, got no use on the inside, better get used to that. It comes down to a simple choice. Get busy hopping or get busy... Well not hopping. That's goddamn right! Remember hops are a good thing, maybe the best of things, and good things never die. In honour of what may be the best movie ever made Behemoth make this West Coast IPA using their favourite NZ, Aussie and US hops. Malty, but dry and bitter, everything you could want in a West Coast IPA. I hope these hops were as green as they have been in my dreams. I hope...

You can't code this. Yeah, it's hop bliss. You can't miss this. You just can't resist. My, my, my, my juicy hits me so hard. Makes me type on my keyboard. Thank you for blessin' me with a friend to celebrate his forty. He loves a good beer and he's always down. A super dope homeboy from the stars & stripes town. And Jason's known as such. And this is a beer to show you mean so much. I told you homeboy (You can't program this) Yeah, these hops are hazy and ya know (You can't IMAP this). Look in my eyes, man (You can't cache this). Bro, your work day's done? (You can have this) Stop, Danner time!

Nelsonian Rhapzody is a bold, hop-driven tribute to the Nelson region's world-class hop fields. Bursting with juicy aromatics and dank hop character, it delivers a classic West Coast-style bitterness balanced by vibrant fruit intensity. Bright and punchy on the palate, it finishes clean and satisfyingly dry, showcasing the precision and quality of locally sourced hops in a beer that's as expressive as it is refreshingly drinkable.

Paloma Pale Ale, the ultimate summer smasher! Behemoth took the juicy, zesty vibes of a Paloma cocktail (grapefruit, lime, a splash of agave) and crashed it headfirst into a crisp, hoppy Pale Ale. A beer that's as refreshing as cannonballing into the pool after a BBQ and as fun as Churly trying to dance in jandals. Bursting with citrus, light on its feet, and begging for another sip, this one's made for long afternoons, hot evenings, and summer shenanigans. Sip it, smash it (respectfully of course), and let the good times roll.

Behehmoth's nod to the Pacific Northwest, green as hell, outdoors-obsessed, and unapologetically into good beer. Crisp, snappy and hopped with West Coast confidence, this pilsner walks the line between classic refreshment and modern bite. Clean malt backbone, bright citrusy hops, and a dry finish that'll have you reaching for one more faster than someone correcting you on how to pronounce Willamette (dammit). Whether arguing about donuts (or the spelling of it), or just sitting in a park pretending you're not judging everyone else's beer choice, Churly's got you with this one!

You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say, 'That's the beer guy' You wanna drink with me? Okay. You wanna Hazy IPA? Okay. Say Hello To My Hoppy Friend! A Hazy IPA that kicks the door in, lights up the room, and tells bitterness to take a seat. This one's loud, plush and unapologetic. Big juicy hop aromas come at you fast, think ripe tropical fruit, citrus peel, and a little green swagger crammed full of Riwaka all wrapped up in a soft, hazy body that goes down smoother than a Miami night deal. Low bitterness, high attitude.

Something Hoppy is an India Pale Ale made with Citra, Azacca, and El Dorado hops that meld over a lovely malt cushion. Sometimes all you need is something hoppy and this is the beer for those times. To be fair, most times are those times.

Hey, careful man, there's a Beverage here! Call this beverage what you want: The Dude, his Dudeness, Duder or El Dudarino, if you are not into the whole brevity thing. This Russian Imperial White Stout is made with Cold Brew Coffee from Behemoth's mates at Harpoon in Dunedin and Tahitian Vanilla Beans to really tie the beer together. This beer might be a little out of its element. It's pale but tastes like coffee, chocolate, and vanilla, but close your eyes (think of bowling) and you may just taste something big and dark. So, enjoy this White Russian, in beer form, and take 'er easy. The dude always does. P.S Shut up Donny!

Behemoth are suckers for throwing fruit into beer, and this series is their way of shining a big, juicy spotlight on one fruit at a time, then wrapping it all up in a mouth-puckering tart Sour Ale. For the fifth instalment, they're coming in hot with the ultimate summer icon: watermelon. REAL watermelon. No flavouring fakery, no shortcuts, no "natural essence of watermelon-ish" nonsense. "How much?" They crammed 200kg of the stuff into the tank, enough to turn Rael, their head brewer, redder than the fruit itself.

Milk stout infused with chocolate malt, Dutch Cocoa powder and Cocoa nibs. Vanilla for good measure. Just like a chocolate milkshake only beery. Match this with Milk chocolate, Dark Chocolate, Chocolate Pudding, Chocolate Cake, Chocolate Brownie, Chocolate Chocolate. For an extra decadent treat add a spoonful of Vanilla ice cream and make a Triple Chocolate Ice Cream Float!